Highlights from Abigor's DVD collection [Archive]

Muggi

08-28-2007, 02:58 PM

http://members.shaw.ca/stayasyouare/tohwpmt.html

Some of my choice picks:

Let's Play Stain the Couch
Homegrown Video #489: Fuck the Canuck (watch out Murgis, Arch and Dan. Abi's most watched)
Tea Bagger Vance
One Fell into the Poo-Poo's Nest
How Much Longer is this Going to Take? (The Strykr Story)
Anal Chiropractor (ass alignment is very important)
Dead Men don't Wear Rubbers
Let's Play Anal Twister (hey I'm always up for twister)
E-Three: The Extra Testicle (Faelor's Tale)
Willie Wanker and the Fudge-Packing Factory

Just to add to the fun, two video titles my friend and I found while helping his gay --cousin-- (this is important) clean up after his house flooded:

The Czech is in the Male
COUSINS (yes, in his cousin's house)

Happy porno day!

Onii

08-30-2007, 01:27 AM

This reminds me of a funny (read: horrifying) thing I found on a co-worker's laptop.

Sit back and grab some popcorn, this one's gonna be good.

So we're short staffed at my old job so I get roped into doing some Laptop support. This guy comes in and is like: "I don't understand it, my laptop's so slow, I can't do anything".

"Whatever, leave it on the desk and I'll get to it when I can."

<whine whine cry cry> "I HAVE to have it back fast".

"Kkthnxbai"

So when I eventually decided to take a look it boot up (and it IS slow I'll give him that). The desktop image is three crosses on a hill with a sunset or sunrise or some shit. Awww a religious guy, isn't that nice.

I pop open task manager and see what i had suspected, massive malware infestation.

So I start my run through looking for any porn before I clean the stuff up (one of the perks of laptop support is blackmail. little did I know what I was about to find I couldn't even bring myself to use as blackmail).

check the favorites. wow even has his church and local community do-gooder crap bookmarked. for half a second I thought this was going to be a porn dead end.

then i opened his "my docs".. he was a sales guy so there were shit tons of spreadsheets. but he was also REALLY stupid so mixed in the with the spreadsheets are WMF's and AVIs. apparently this guy only knows how to save here.

So i pop open one called trainmywhiteass.somehtingorother and prepare to cringe. Oh i see, I say to myself. This guy's thing is watching big black dudes tag little white chicks. Funny.

So I check out a few more just to see what hes got and I notice in a few that the chicks are kind of big, but think to myself, huh maybe he likes em thick.

Then, my life took a horrible turn for the worse. I popped open one I'll never forget. Pretty much the same setup, some white chick with huge tits getting tagged from behind. then, the chick turns and she's got a FUCKING COCK!

My mind reels. but, but, wait. OK, review: makeup, check, tits, check, crying like a chick getting railed, check, skirt, check. it didn't add up. I try again to get my head around it. That chick had a dong. I want my money back, I didn't sign up for this shit.

Then it hits me like a ton of bricks. This guy doesn't like white CHICKS getting tagged. He likes transvestites getting tagged.

ready to fucking vomit, I go to close the window and read the file name which I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET.

SHESGOTMALE.AVI

are you fucking kidding me? she's.... got.... male....? i wanted to vomit all over the place. but instead I called over as many coworkers as I could without being too conspicuous and let them run through the ridiculous cookies and videos with names like trannysearch.com shesamanbaby.com and hundreds of others all with timestamps during business hours.

his whole fucking machine was infested with transvestite porn.

Noone in the office ever looked at him the same way, and to this day, whenever i hear the AOL "you've got mail" i want to puke.

O-"I dont fuck with other people's files anymore"-nii

true story