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Mayzyne_CURSED
08-28-2007, 11:34 AM
Bad Eyesight Leads to Child Molestation....over three years? rofl
In Rochester, N.Y., in June, Eric Kennedy, 38, was sentenced to 12 years in prison for molesting an underage girl over a three-year period, which he partly attributed to his poor eyesight, in that at times he might have mistaken the girl for her mother, with whom he was living. [Democrat and Chronicle (Rochester), 6-6-07]

Politicians...
Florida state Rep. Bob Allen was a co-sponsor earlier in 2007 of legislation to increase the penalty for "public lewdness and indecent exposure," such as trolling for sex partners in public restrooms (upping the crime from a misdemeanor to a felony). The bill did not pass, which was lucky for Rep. Allen, who was arrested in July in a men's room in Titusville when undercover officers said he entered and exited three times in the space of a few minutes, peered over a restroom stall and offered oral sex for $20. [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 7-12-07]

Anger Management
Great Moments in Anger Management: Raul Ponce Jr., 20, was arrested in San Diego in April and charged with killing his teenage girlfriend by stabbing her 122 times; he was arrested later that day at his anger-management class. [San Diego Union-Tribune, 6-23-07]


[COLOR="Sienna"]Chicken Shit
In July, a tractor-trailer overturned on Walker Road in Norridgewock, Maine, and its contents of nitrogen-concentrated chicken manure spilled onto rusted cars and the rest of the property of junk dealer Richard White. Days later, "There's stuff still 20 feet up the tree," he said. "It was like a tsunami wave of hot chicken (manure)," he told the Waterville Morning Sentinel. White grumbled that the truck company was slow on the cleanup, probably, he said, because his property is largely junk. "They think I'm a hick and don't matter. But my life didn't smell like this before." And "I hate flies." [Morning Sentinel, 7-31-07]

Tronco
08-28-2007, 11:48 AM
Bad Eyesight Leads to Child Molestation....over three years? rofl
In Rochester, N.Y., in June, Eric Kennedy, 38, was sentenced to 12 years in prison for molesting an underage girl over a three-year period, which he partly attributed to his poor eyesight, in that at times he might have mistaken the girl for her mother, with whom he was living. [Democrat and Chronicle (Rochester), 6-6-07]

Well... I'm sure budda in the showers at the prison has pretty bad eyes too. I hope this mother fucker's cornhole becomes an amusement park.


Politicians...
Florida state Rep. Bob Allen was a co-sponsor earlier in 2007 of legislation to increase the penalty for "public lewdness and indecent exposure," such as trolling for sex partners in public restrooms (upping the crime from a misdemeanor to a felony). The bill did not pass, which was lucky for Rep. Allen, who was arrested in July in a men's room in Titusville when undercover officers said he entered and exited three times in the space of a few minutes, peered over a restroom stall and offered oral sex for $20. [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 7-12-07]

Anyone familiar with politics in Florida should not be surprised by this. My only point of shock is that prices for senator-quality restroom-head has dropped so much! 20$?!?!

Anger Management
Great Moments in Anger Management: Raul Ponce Jr., 20, was arrested in San Diego in April and charged with killing his teenage girlfriend by stabbing her 122 times; he was arrested later that day at his anger-management class. [San Diego Union-Tribune, 6-23-07]


[COLOR="red"]Just remove this piece of shit from the gene pool and be done with it.

Chicken Shit
In July, a tractor-trailer overturned on Walker Road in Norridgewock, Maine, and its contents of nitrogen-concentrated chicken manure spilled onto rusted cars and the rest of the property of junk dealer Richard White. Days later, "There's stuff still 20 feet up the tree," he said. "It was like a tsunami wave of hot chicken (manure)," he told the Waterville Morning Sentinel. White grumbled that the truck company was slow on the cleanup, probably, he said, because his property is largely junk. "They think I'm a hick and don't matter. But my life didn't smell like this before." And "I hate flies." [Morning Sentinel, 7-31-07][/QUOTE]

OK, let this be a lesson to us ALL. If you think you're having a bad day... remember that so far, your day has not consisted of "A Tsunami wave of hot chicken shit..." yeah... you just think about that... not so bad now is it?