AoC News

[Razorwind]

You ask and the Razor shall giveth juicy news....

Fresh off the presses at the Games Convention in Leipzig, MMORPG.com has learned from a reliable source at Funcom that characters will be able to have sex and will receive a buff for the action. That is not to say, however, that there will be explicit sex in the game.

Anyone who has followed Robert E. Howard's creation knows that sex has been a prevalent theme in the Conan IP, which Funcom is doing their best to honor.

Age of Conan, as has previously been announced, will carry an "M" rating.



hmmm....suddenly my avatar makes alot more sense. :D

[Tronco]

A buff from it you say?.... I can see it now...

OK people, it's raid time, form it up, brind your pots, mats, regents, be all repaired. We're meeting at the cave entrance where we will run a train on Archterra... come on people, single file...

[Khristah]

hmm...a buff...and if you can see other peoples buffs...youll know who the perverts are...no more wondering what thpse two people sitting next to eachother silently are doing anymore! youll know -exactly- what they are up to...great...there goes my cover...LOL

[Fraktal]

Wonder what the buffs will be called?

[Kontraband]

I heard they took the name of an old everquest buff "Skin like wood"

[Distratus]

aye i just read this lol had it copied ready to post lol!

[Abigor]

It should really be a debuff!

Stamina reduction , 30 minute duration!

[Ferrum]

I feel you Abigor lol.

[Fraktal]

Maybe they will have some sort of skill for it.

[Tronco]

Maybe they will have some sort of skill for it.


You skill in Humping has increased to 130

[Fraktal]

You skill in Humping has increased to 130

They better have skullfucking and corpseraping in AoC....

Your ocular cavity penetration has increased to 131! ha!

[Khristah]

well if you get wiped out sta for 30 min after one round...lol thats really sad...

the buff is probably like..raging hormones 10 minutes...kind of like berzerk...lol

[Mayzyne_CURSED]

well if you get wiped out sta for 30 min after one round...lol thats really sad...

the buff is probably like..raging hormones 10 minutes...kind of like berzerk...lol



Some women have the talent to wipe a man's stamina out for 30 mins after one round...intense orgasms will cause the need for break before venturing on to the next one. This isn't the man's fault but the females ability. If the man isn't wiped out and completely elated the woman isn't doing that great of a job. :p

I have even read before that a few bands, when on tour, won't allow groupie sex pre-show because at times it causes the members to be worthless on stage afterwards, depending on how good the sex is.

I still think it should be more than a buff though. I think they should be graphic all the way in this game. Raging hormones would be awesome too, full blown sex would also be even more awesome.

[Tronco]

Some women have the talent to wipe a man's stamina out for 30 mins after one round...intense orgasms will cause the need for break before venturing on to the next one. This isn't the man's fault but the females ability. If the man isn't wiped out and completely elated the woman isn't doing that great of a job. :p

I have even read before that a few bands, when on tour, won't allow groupie sex pre-show because at times it causes the members to be worthless on stage afterwards, depending on how good the sex is.

I still think it should be more than a buff though. I think they should be graphic all the way in this game. Raging hormones would be awesome too, full blown sex would also be even more awesome.

RAGING HORMONES - Plus 100 attack power, 10% attack speed, 10% run speed.

RAWR! TRONCO GET ASS!! TRONCO SMASH WHOLE WORLD!!!111one

As far as the orgasm that knocks you out and renders you useless for 30 minutes... I guess I'm just not orgasming right, I mean maybe I can't turn a 360 and fuck again, but I could go run a lap. Besides even IF it would wipe an average dude, my character is a HERO, and BY GOD HE BETTER FUCK LIKE A HERO!

My character should be able to charge into battle on his steed, getting trail head the whole way, decapitate some shmuck, dragging the felating wench with him as she rushes to finish. Dreching in the blood of his enemies, our hero, TRONC DIESEL, blows his mighty load, like the impact of a trebuchet. The poor woman, rendered unconcious, but deeply satisfied, now looks like Frosty the Snowman, as a true hero delivers his love juice in liters! Stepping over the vanquished vixen, he selects from the crowd of huddling, conquered wretches his next recreational assistant. Scooping the boxum woman up in one powerful arm, he places her on the end of his mighty member, still erect like the unwavering oak tree BEFORE getting back atop his horse, where he rides int othe sunset as she rides him for dear life, screaming in ecstacy... he barely notices

[Fraktal]

Using a quote from a friend, "It is my duty to pierce the booty"

[Khristah]

My character should be able to charge into battle on his steed, getting trail head the whole way, decapitate some shmuck, dragging the felating wench with him as she rushes to finish. Dreching in the blood of his enemies, our hero, TRONC DIESEL, blows his mighty load, like the impact of a trebuchet. The poor woman, rendered unconcious, but deeply satisfied, now looks like Frosty the Snowman, as a true hero delivers his love juice in liters! Stepping over the vanquished vixen, he selects from the crowd of huddling, conquered wretches his next recreational assistant. Scooping the boxum woman up in one powerful arm, he places her on the end of his mighty member, still erect like the unwavering oak tree BEFORE getting back atop his horse, where he rides int othe sunset as she rides him for dear life, screaming in ecstacy... he barely notices

ahem..thats umm...quite the fantasy there big guy...looks like you maybe rehearsed that one a couple times...lol ;)