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Tronco
01-22-2008, 12:53 AM
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Shade of Akama - one shot one kill - 3/9 Black Temple
Well fans, you know old Tronc Diesel is never at a loss for words or a good story, but really what is there to say about Akama? I haven't been paying attention suring the entire quest chain, so for all I knew, I walked into this dark room sniffing around for loot... this giant ghost materialized and freaks me the hell out! It takes me a second to realize that it's not Patrick Swayze, but some giant fat ass squid faced guy. He talks a bunch of emo shit about his dark shadow of a hollw oempty soul. Yeah yeah, I heard the new My Chemical tomance too, it's a hardknock life in BT I guess.

Anyway, tons of fun then trains me and the entire Halcyon Affinity raid machine with a bunch of other squid-faced mooks. Well HA is the wrong bunch of ultimate badasses to train mobs onto. So we wreck shop, throw some guys over bars, out windows, and basically bring the whoopass from one side of the room to the other. It got rowdy, it got loud, and it got a little messy. Dantorg and I were putting guy's heads though the jukebox while Dulen cringed in the back and hit some people on the head with beer bottles.

Eventually, Akama gets tired of writing emo poetry and crying, and steps up to face his little demon. Too bad for him HA had enough of his shit by then. So you know we kicked em both in the nuts, dropped the stunner on em, gave em both the finger and cleaned out thier wallets. They had epic credit cards, but wouldn't you know they were all maxed out... Oh well, maybe Gorefiend carries cash.

Treng_Old
01-22-2008, 01:01 AM
My mother looks like akama. Leave Britney Spears ALONE!

Elunar
01-22-2008, 01:02 AM
/pelts the thread title with rotten tomatoes


other than that holy shit that bitch died fast. kinda happened so fast i didn't realize we were winning til it was all over.

gorefiend and his little bitch constructs are next

Daskovacs
01-22-2008, 08:29 AM
Yea I mean after sheeping 2 or 3 guys then DPS'ing whats his face we win? It felt like a cold case of blueballs.....

Meh we win... again!

:)

Abigor
01-22-2008, 04:09 PM
Diablo's minions grow stronger...