Headline: "HA Save's Proudmore's arse!"

[Tronco]

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Anetheron, another speedbump on our way through the final tier of WoW raiding. Another loot node that we will from this day on, mine for epics weekly. Ane was never a match for Halcyon Affinity, not even with his Hot Topic eye makeup and his goth girl press-on nails. It went a little something like this:
*Tronco's cell phone rings.*
Tronco: Hey yo, this is Diesel!
Jaina Proudmore: Help us Diesel, you're our only hope.
Tronco: Jainy, we've been over this, it's just not workin between us, please stop calling me.
Jaina: Please, the scourge is coming, the legion, Thrall and the elves are too afraid to help.
Tronco: WHOA WHOA! Brake yourself! That's MY BOY you're talkin about. Old Tronc-daddy and Thrall are down like 4 flat tires. Bros before hos and all, so bust all that talk of "scared"
Jaina: What's it going to take for you to bring your guild full of ultimate bad-asses to save our frail little alliance butts?
Tronco: You knoooow the price by now Jainy...
Jaina: Very well, after the battle, I'll report to your tent.
Tronco: AND?
Jaina: ....and I'll bring my two night elf hand maidens.
Tronco: I'll be right there
*click*

[Treng_Old]

treng wants to come.... :|

[Tronco]

oh no, no need, I can just AoE tank that group. I got this one.

[Khristah]

*Christa waits as her mighty guild defeats the evil boss and saves the frail "Jainy" from certain doom. When his mighty body hits the floor "Jainy" takes a step toward Tronco. Christa slips from the shadows behind "Jainy", grabs her by the chin and slits her throat. She coldy casts her now limp body aside, grabs the two handmaidens by the hair, one in each hand, and struts toward Tronco's tent, dragging them along.*

I can't let you have all the fun now, can I? ;)

[Hyrul]

this thread major's in RP.


good work all

[Abigor]

Another victory in the march toward Illidan Stormrage...